bit of old rice

A beautiful shagadelic person.

"You're a bit of old rice Kathy"

becky fried rice

When you put Becky in the fried rice

Where's Becky? I'm the fried rice
Becky fried rice

Instant rice

Damnit you lazy Asian make some real rice you retard.
Or, An Asian that ejaculates too early.

How dare you make instant rice for me you shall be shamed you jackass. Dick face instant rice loser I wasn't ready.

Curry Fried Rice

A codeword for Carmel Roohi.

Sometimes Curry Fried Rice is sooo irritating.

Cheese n rice

Legal substitute for the phrase “Jesus Christ”

Cheese n rice Kyle! The fucking condom isn’t meant for your balls!

Rice PC

1 Step Above a Potato PC
Most Laptops are Rice PCs
(It can run most 2d stuff Just Fine But With 3d stuff You need to turn quality to low to get 60fps)

Sorry bro. I can't have minecraft with shaders, I have a Rice Pc...

Rice Carr college

Shitty fucking norty skool needs burning down teachers little cunts

All the kids there are top class well behaved 😉😉😂

Fuck rice Carr college