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The left over poop that leaks out of your ass and builds up into a gooey residue, almost like the juice from a sausage and peppers sandwich at the fair
"That was a rough shit! I'm gonna have sausage and peppers ass for sure now!!!"
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When the head of ones penis is inside the foreskin of another's penis.
Susan Boyle was looking for something to do on Craigslist yesterday. She found 2 Gay men looking for someone to eat their hot italian sausage
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A bizarre and likely theoretical sexual position in which a woman makes love to a man with a two pronged strap on intended to provide double penetration to a woman. Both of the prongs are flexed enough to be forced into the ass of the man.
It was a crazy night, she pulled out her devise and tried a reverse polish sausage but I was not having it.
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That fail of a school you all know as the prep(even though we all know that st. augustines is the REAL prep right?)SJP=fail. Have fun with your diabetes.
"Hey Dave how are the girls at Sausage Fest Joe's?" (chuckle)
"Fuck you Dan"
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the act of boning a dumb bitch while jamming a foot long summer sausage up her ass. Afterwards, no need for crackers and cheese. Cum on the shit covered summer sausage and make the bitch eat it.
I gave that bitch the Nasty Summer Sausage. No big deal.
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When you're fucking you're girlfriend, you scream a distraction and make her turn her head. At that very moment you pull your dick out, and slap her across the face when she turns back. Make sure you haven't washed your dick for at least a week.
Dude, did you see that huge red mark on Jessica's face? Yeah, I dirty sausage slapped that bitch.
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a queef (pussy fart)
oh man she just let out the nastiest sausage wallet zephyr ive ever smelled
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