soggy shake is the act of a man shaking his little man, usually a choad, where the smallest possible drop of pee lands on the mans hand. after he zips up he wakes out of the bathroom without washing there hands unknowingly having pee on there hand. you see this person and shake that hand.
when a man shacks it after peeing and accidentally gets pee on himself, his clothing or others
both actions usually occur after a man shakes it to much and is mad gross though you can never know if its water or pee
Ewwwwwwh i think i was just the victim of a soggy shake. mad gross.
haha look that man had one mad soggy shake
The single male ejaculates into a cup, adds protein powder, milk, a banana, blends it up and drinks it to #GetThatProtein
Hey man, I noticed you don't have your protein shake today, you can have some of mine if you want?
Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.
When you jack off into your mouth in order to get your protein for the day.
Yo Jordan I had the best protein shake ever this morning!
My Tinder date loved my late night protein shake, she took it all in one swallow.
Noun. A handshake where one or more participants has semen on their hand.
J: He agreed to pay $35 to shake my girlfriend's hand.
R: There must be a catch, like he's going to give her a spiderman shake or something.
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somebody who is an alcoholic and wakes up shaking, needing to drink alcohol to feel okay and function
“why is bro shaking over there” “dudes got the morning shakes, that dudes livers like iron”