The Shoe Channel. All Shoes, all the time. See Sesame Street.
Elmo: "Lets look what's on TV!"
TV: "The Shoe Channel! All Shoes, all the time."
Something you use to play football with that hurts terribly when you wear it. It has plastic nail-like things at the bottom of it that can be easily used to break your foot accidentally.
Nick: Where are you going?
Wendy: To the hospital.
Nick: Why?
Samuel: Her foot broke while wearing a football shoe.
A man who takes off either their shoe or another's and has penetration with the shoe
That man is a shoe nobber
The shoe left in your ass after someone plants their foot up your ass.
Man I think payroll made a mistake on my check, I'm gonna have to stop by their office. Man don't come back with that third Shoe like last time.
Skateboarding term meaning a pointless trick or flip.
With the skateboard griptape being abrasive, it wears down on the shoes and even cuts laces when performing tricks.
Skaters often use this term when they're asked to perform a trick that they class as easy or amateur.
Sid: "Go on Luke, do a kickflip!"
Luke: "Fuck that, I'm onto Tre's and Backsideflips now."
Sid: "Oh come on!"
Luke: "No! They're a waste o' shoe!"
Shose that a are to expensive and have red bottoms
Her bloodly shoes we're like 1,000 and they have red bottoms. They are soo cute
online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes
A: Did you see that guy licking goat hooves?
B: yes, what a shoe eater sam.