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An act of spreading fake news by the mainstream media
Buzzfeed is very much into golden showers after presidential elections
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The act of shaving one's pubic hair on another's face. Usually a prank pulled on a drunken and/or passed out person.
Jared was so drunk last night he didn't even notice the pubes on his lips after I gave him an Arabian shower.
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adv. 1) completely and absolutely dreadful 2)ugly, displeasing, revolting, or otherwise...suck 3)anything that is the opposite of totally boner
Dude, your hairpiece is so cold shower.
Jenny, let's lose that guy who's following us on the unicycle - he's so cold shower.
You have to shave that mustache, Jim. It's too cold shower.
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A person uses up all the hot water by taking long showers.
Also see water terrorist
Man, what happened to the hot water? Damn Bagha's such a shower terrorist.
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A shower that is superior to all other showers! And don't get me started on those fucking dirty baths.
"When I finished reading "Mein Kampf", I shaved my head, and took a white shower; then put on my boots and red suspenders."
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The culmination to one long, ridiculously dirty filled fantasy before the ultimate reality of marriage. The bachelor shower is a time for consolidation and reflection of the fact that the two nasty hookers you thought were hot, weren't. A time to wash away all the coke and weed out of your system. A time to cleanse yourself of the stripper sparkles, and vaginal residue. Lastly, a moment to figure out a way to say you can't buy the house you wanted, although this does not specifically need to happen for the shower to be considered a success.
MARY - Honey, how was the bachelor party in Vegas?
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...
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an insanely quick shower taken during the intermission of a sporting event, such as between hockey periods
TV Announcer: And coming up on the Dodge intermission report...
Guy #1: Where'd Bob go?
Guy #2: He went to take an intermission shower. If he times it right he'll be back right before the puck drops for the 3rd period.
Not many things in life are as great as a perfectly-timed intermission shower.
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