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A very real neurological disorder, related to autism, that has been overdiagnosed to the point where genuine cases of it are no longer taken seriously.
I was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome in 1993, back when hardly anyone had heard of it. Nobody has any right to say that something with which I have dealt all my life is not real.
It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.
The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.
Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome
Describes the epidemic of prescription drug abuse in the United States. As of now, there are more people addicted to prescription drugs than to illegal drugs such as cocaine or heroin.
No wonder drugs are cheaper in Canada - they don't have to put up with the Limbaugh Syndrome!
Asparagus Syndrome is a mental illness that causes one to believe they are the Green Giant.
Billy: IM THE GREEN GIANT! -stomp stomp stomp-
Jane: Dude, I think Billy has Asparagus Syndrome.
When someone has thier headphones on and they are too friggin loud they have to yell to talk
1: Hey do you wanna go to the movies?
2:WHAT?
1. I said do you want to go to the movies?
2. I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHAT?
1. Forget it man, you have a bad case of Headphone Syndrome
A chromosomal abnormality. Typically, affected cells have one y and two x chromosomes (contrast the y and x of cells in a normal male). People with this non-disorder often exhibit vaguely sinister androgyny and an independent and empirical worldview unrestrained by popular gender expectations.
That tall angry guy with the hourglass figure has Klinefelter Syndrome. He's sterile. He diverts his creative instincts toward art, vigilantee suicide missions, and hormonal spazzing. Don't fuck with him, he's wild.