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1. excitedly,aggressively, or quickly take off a partner's clothes and having sex with them.
2.the sex scene from Rocketman where the song "Take me to the pilot" played
Did you want to take me to the pilot tonight?
When a girl says ‘take me down’ she’s usually referring in a sexual sense.
“Take me down, daddy.” She doesn’t mean take me to a festival she means bring the festival to me and put me on the Ferris wheel of your penis.
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A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.
Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!
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FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP YOU DONE FUCKED UP YOU DONE FUCKED UP YOU DONE FUCKED UP YOU DONE FUCKED UP
Take a Step Back is a great song by XXXTENTACION and Ski Mask the Slump God.
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The act of taking the late bus, meaning to walk out from a school event with one or more friend, your excuse being "to take the late bus".
A sarcastic remark to let people know that they don't need to know where you're going or what you're talking about.
"Hey Margaret, let's go take the late bus!"
"Yeah, let's ditch play rehearsal for a while."
"What are you guys doing?"
"SHUT UP BEN, WE'RE TAKING THE LATE BUS OKAY?"
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when someone (usually a woman) goes something really good at a prestigious event, or just in general.
person 1: did you see Taylor Swift's dress?
person 2: oh she's taking it yasssssssssss
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A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.
Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"
Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"
Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"
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