tootsie rolling

the act of corn holing your girl friend. then leaving unshowered back home. squirt some hersheys syrup on your frank to mask the smell an get a blowjob from your wife.

my dam wife wanted me to clean the garage so i ended up tootsie rolling her ass.

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rolling stones

when you say "rolling stones" you arent saying a great band, you are saying BEST BAND EVER.
yeah there are other good ones, the Doors, Queen, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink floyd etc; those are important great bands, BUT NOTHING, i repeat NOTHING can be compared to the ROLLING STONES.
Call it demon pact, call it luck, the truth is pure rock n roll. I mean who hasn't heard SATISFACTION?!?!?!?
Anyway the rolling stones are not a band that you can decide if u like them or not.
This is band that have rocked on during 40 years...and still have it.

rolling stones = rock n roll
after reading this you still think they suck, then my friend you have a problem.

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cabbage roll

...very oversized inner vaginal lips (labia) that protrude from the outer labia and develop an untidy, crumpled look, very much like a cabbage roll...

"I was just goin down on that girl I met the other night, and man, when I got there, what a cabbage roll she had, those lips were bigger'n any I've seen...yikes..."

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jelly roll

Located on the belly of an obese human, usually lays upon another "jelly roll" to create a crevice and very unattractive look.

Matt "Jelly Roll" Cole

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roll out

While you watch pornographic material, and masterbating at the same time, you search for the perfect scene to climax to. Switching to this scene and messing up as you exert your fluids creating a non-pleasurable climax is called a "roll out".

"Yo Dibo, i was jacking off before and i had another roll out!"

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Slow Roll

A slow harassing stare by means of wheeled transportation.A deliberate and persistant attempt to harass a work force.

Foreman Rodney stared at me as he began his slow roll on his Ez-Go to harass me as I worked diligently.

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roll thick

to roll thick means to be in a big group and roll through and not care what is going on

lets go roll thick through town

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