Fondly named after one infamous french-canadian, changing the order of rotation during a session by passing the piece in the incorrect direction.
Hoover grimaced as he realized his egregious error of passing the dutchie an the right hand side, fulfilling his first error of a canadian change-up
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The act of placing a the base of a Play-Doh Barbershop figure just inside someone's sphincter, then they defecate through the holes in the toy's head, ideally with a soft consistency stool.
Similar to Canadian spaghetti.
I played Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop with my girl last night. Her shit came out all stringy.
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Thsi is a very extreamly violent sexual action. It is when a man goes out and hunts down and kills 5+ geese. Then he brings home his kill and stuffs each whole gosse up his partners anus. and then slowly roasts them and eats them for snack.
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A mysterious disease recently discovered in the Halifax area that seems to affect the way an individual tastes food, causing them to seemingly prefer much less desirable dishes and make controversial statements on food in general.
Person 1: Strawberry milk stinks, chocolate milk is so much better!
Person 2:What the hell are you talking about, strawberry milk is so much better. You must have Canadian Frozen Brain Syndrome, let's get you checked out.
Commonly referred to as "puck hunting season", The Canadian Easter egg hunt occurs around the same time as "Easter", the catholic holiday, when the little Canadian kids come out of their igloos to search for pucks they lost during winter, that are now being revealed by the melting snow.
Mountie 1: Man i had the best Canadian Easter egg hunt of my life this year!
Mountie 2: Hey man, me too! I found so many of the pucks i lost this winter!
Mountie 3: Getting my moose rider's license really sped up the hunt, eh?
A worthless rag for Justin Trudeau to wipe his butthole with.
Justin is just like his dad. He has suspended the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.
A lap dance where you pour gravy and cheese curds on the dancer
I got a tasty French Canadian lap dance last night and found a cheese curd in my hair this morning