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The theory that an island is not inherently different from another neighboring island.
The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.
2) Crazy taxi drivers.
3) Hot, humid weather.
4) Panhandling locals.
5) Bugs.
6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
Man 1: How was your island-hopping trip to the Caribbean?
Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.
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A Long Island Cheese Steak is a man in his early twenties with a spray on tan, a bottom up polo shirt, blow out hair cut who drives a BMW.
Guy #1: Yo look at that d-bag in the beamer next to us.
Guy #2: Yo, he's a Long Island Cheese Steak!
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When a guy blows a load in a girls dirty pussy and then lets it crust up before eating her out
Jon was hungry from banging Kelly so he had some long island clam chowder from her discolored box
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He didn’t get out of the water to go to the bathroom and suddenly a Coney Island Brown Shark appeared.
Occurs most often when a homosexual Male of New England descent gives their partner a reach around during anal to initiate the happy ending. Usually followed by a bowl of lukewarm clam chowder
You hungry Rafael? Why yes I was thinking we could take care of that after you give me a Rhode Island reach around.
One who can't take a joke.
You should develope a sense of humor or else you will end up like Rhode Islang Red.
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The Long Island Ice Tea makes you do things you normally wouldn't do, like lifting your skirt in public or calling someone you normally wouldn't call at really weird times.
It is extremely seductive but fickle. A fair weather friend who seems benigned but packs a whallop like a donkey kick, and that is the Long Island Ice Tea.
Example : On his last day in Hyderabad, he got Long Island Iced Tea -ed !!!!
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