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i had a dream that johnny depp tried to kill me. I'm terrified of him. ☺️🤞
Johnny Depp: imma kill u
Me: aaaa I'm scared
Johnny Depp: you have the fear of Johnny depp
A small ceramic container used to pour sauces or broths.
Could you please hand me a sauce Johnny for this brodo?
another word for a condom. aka, a rubber johnny
person 1: im bored, wanna have a shag?
person 2: i would but i dont have a johnny
person 1: its alright, i have one in my wallet
A fuck boy type of motherfucker who
is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.
1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.
2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.
3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.
A kind good looking sweet emo dude <3🫶
Johnnie guilbert is cool