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Basicly a rofl copter that laughs at you, commonly found in soviet Russia.
In soviet Russian rofl copter laugh at you
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when your having sex with your girl and when she turns around you crap in your hand and slap it into her face
When shila wasnt looking i gave her the old russian mud slap
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That clear substance Russians enjoy on a daily bases, ie Vodka.
Hey guys lets stop by my place, i've got some russian tap water
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While a woman is visiting Moscow Russia from the states, she has a sexual encounter with two hairy Russians (preferably named Yuri and Igor) which involves the two men shoving both there penises in her vagina at the same time forming like a super sized shlong.
Whore: Man that trip to Moscow,Russia took a toll on my pussy after receiving a Moscow Super Russian. Igor and Yuri were hairy like animal!!!
Friend: Damn you a ho!!!!!!
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after finishing on a girl's face you proceed to wipe off the white stuff with your balls
Last night when I gave my girl Russian dish rag, she was eternally grateful.
A Russian dish rag is better than no rag at all.
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when you have to pee really bad that it starts to hurt that you have to move around
I gotta piss like a Russian race horse
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1 Russian Jack Hammer:
Hit a big bowl of weed
While holding hit in:
place a caffeine pill on your tongue
wash down with a shot of vodka
chug a beer (usually pabst)
Exhale
Do 5 in a night and its called a 'revolution'
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