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I can count to potato.

This response is necessary when an internet comment, post or blog is so ridiculous that no other response can be given.

"When I was a child Jesus Christ took me onto a UFO and showed me the future with multicolored Lego sculptures."

That's awesome! I can count to potato.

by Chipperlew March 22, 2012

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can i get a hoyah

Can I get A hoyah is something You Say when You are in a cool circumcstence.( usually screamed loudly And in a bizzare voice )

(*at a party)

Alissa - Can I Get A Hoyah !!!

People at the party : Hoyah !!!

by VioletHere April 23, 2017

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can i bag you

Getting a girls number

Iโ€™m going to shoot my shot like Iโ€™m Devan Booker โ€œcan I bag youโ€

by Ethan is a qt May 19, 2022

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Anything unique can be sexy

Used when telling a friend you find something weird extremely sexy but don't want it to come off as a fetish.

Anything unique can be sexy... look at Benedict Cumberbatch

by Archduke of Douchebags January 14, 2019


catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.

by Sexydimma February 18, 2018


El Paso trash can

Having anal sex with an individual whilst the receiving partner is bent over an overturned trashcan, typically at a truck stop or dimly lit gas station.

"Last weekend, while driving to Clovis, NM, I gave this truck stop hooker the ol' El Paso trash can...I wish she would call me back though" - Greg

by Dustylarry January 9, 2018


can you be my friend?

Yes

You:can you be my friend?

Me the person writing this:yes

by AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGG November 1, 2020