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A way for Christian girls to have sex without losing her technical virginity.
Oh my Christian Butt sex!!!!!!!!
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The Christian’s Against Dinosaurs intelligence test is the world’s most advanced intelligence test created by a think tank of trolls in Great Britain.
The CAD IQ test identifies and logs people on Facebook who are of average intelligence, yet who think they are smarter than they are.
Here’s how the test works: If it’s not obvious to you that the Facebook group is a troll group, then in 99.91% of cases, your IQ is below 110. But you believe your IQ is much higher than average.
The vast majority of people who fail this test are between 90 and 110 IQ. They are smart enough to know dinosaurs existed yet not intelligent enough to recognize the trolling.
In an effort to prove they have a Big Brain, they spend their time on the CAD Facebook group:
- Justifying the existence of dinosaurs, in a group where no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- Bashing members of the group, when in fact no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- “Trolling”, when in fact they are the ones being trolled.
- Repeatedly trying to shame the “dinosaur believers”, who are in fact trolls
- Bashing religion and harassing members because of their belief in God (The group’s creators are mostly atheists and agnostics, but don’t condone this behavior)
Nigel: “Christians Against Dinosaurs has such stupid members! How can you guys be to believe dinosaurs didn’t exist? Stupid Christians!!”
CAD member (sarcastically): “Big Brain over here! We’ve got a big brain!”
Nigel’s more intelligent friend: “dude… you realize this troll group is literally an IQ test right? Like, was made to create a registry of people of average IQ people who think they’re smarter than they are. I don’t think you passed the test…”
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When a recovered drug addict gathers up what's left of their good brain cells and goes seeking god for some sort of redemption from the shit life they've led.
Hey, was that Sully the junkie I saw all cleaned up and walking down the street with a bible?
Yeah, he's a "burnt again christian" now!
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People that observe the Christian religion, but only attend church on Christmas and Easter.
Stan arriving at church late: Great no spaces! Thanks to the fair-weather Christians that only show up on Christmas and Easter.
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A character created by the youtuber, "KelThuzadMadness", is based on the Sniper class of Team Fortress 2. Wielding weapons varying from a Homewrecker to the Scotsman's Skullcutter to his infamous Tribalman's Shiv, this RED Sniper is known to go off killing members of the BLU team, and his own comrades as well as members of Freak Fortress 2.
Always enters while suspended upside down with his radio tuned to 85.2, playing his theme song, "Millionaires Holiday", and receiving a Crit as he falls down. After referencing mssnor's, "Sniper is Genius," he goes off murdering the people around him, decapitating them to experiment with their corpse. He is known to have a one-side friendship with a RED Spy, always denying the fact he puts blood on his suit.
why the hell is he christian?
"Mmm...just like Christmas morning"
-Christian Brutal Sniper
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The school where rich kids claim to be from the hood.
* dancing in front of mirror on Snapchat *
“ I came from the trenches!” but is really from Farmington Hills or Birmingham and goes to southfield christian school.
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"Christians" who only celebrate Christmas and Easter.
1: Are you a Christian?
2: Yes, but I only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
1: Oh, so you're not an actual Christian. You're a C&E Christian.
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