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The wise words given through the means of a delicious snack. Fortune Cookies should not be taken lightly or mocked. Eat the cookie, taste the cookie, heed the cookie.
"Dank oo sirrr, here your Fortûne Cookîe!" (Fortune Cookie)
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When you stick it up her butt, she shits, and you pull your cock out with the poo all over and jack off on her face
That guy was being a cookie wrangler in that chicks ass and she couldn't walk for two days
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A term used to described young children with dirty hands
That kid better not touch my stuff with those cookie fingers.
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The act of a black man putting his ballsack on a white person's chin. The balls act as the dark outer cookies while the chin represents the white cream of the delicious treat.
Demarquavius and I made an Oreo Cookie last night. Nigga balls on my chin, call that an Oreo Cookie.
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A semen cookie is when you offer your friend a cookie and they ask “what kind” and you reply “semen cookie” then they start yelling come get semen cookies my friends home made semen cookies.
Jim: want some cookies
Jeff: what kind
Jim: semen cookies
Jeff: everyone come get Jim’s semen cookies.
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Cookie Waza is a technique in martial arts (especially jujitsu) in which you grab your opponents testicles and twist. It is also known as the "five on two"
All drunken frat bastards deserve the cookie waza so that they won't be able to pass down their fratty genes.
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Someone who pushes cookie on you and tell you it is for a charity
Lisa sell this sucker some cookie you know your the cookie cunt.
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