When you get in a white van expecting candy
Man:your not going anywhere
Girl:please I want to go home
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a slummy shithole in Jackson New Jersey. where the people are mostly asshole douche bags who all think they are better than everyone else they think they are Aryan or hicks but the majority of them listen to rap/hip-hop "music". and drive beat up p.o.s vehicles and drive like it is the indi 500 even some pizza restaurants won't deliver for fear of being robbed this place is drug infested and the cops are here on a daily basis
lets go get some drugs and listen to crappy music while hailing Hitler at shady oaks mobile home park
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something thats really fun to scream at people. its funny watching there reactions
some guy walks by, and u scream really scary like why wont you go home!
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when you fuck a chick in the ass thean make her suck your dick
i gave that bitch a home made snickers bar
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1. (adverbial phrase): The act in where one party member refuses to engage in sexual intercourse due the size of male genitalia pertaining the anticipated partner and/or partners.
(asian male): I am going to remove my pants.
<removes pants>
(black female) in her head: go big or go home
(black female): I forgot....I have scabies.
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The act of making a false or modified return to the dumb personnel that work the returns desk at Home Depot. This is often done by switching the new product with the broken old product and then returning, also by changing the contents of the packaging with a dummy product to pass off as a return, also one may purchase a tool or piece of equipment, use it then return when done and say that it was broken when you opened it. One could also use carefully discarded packaging, be careful and repackage with something with a similar weight to receive store credit. All at the no questions asked return policy. A contractor could supplement his project profit or increase his tool collection through the use of this and store credit.
It is amazing how the Home Depot Return Scam works time in and time again.
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to eat everything that someone has in the house
eat someone out of house and home
The entire football team came over and ate poor Sally out of house and home.
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