THE PUMPING JACK

When a dominant straps a dildo to his head, and penatrates either the cunt or Anus while Pornogrind is playing loudly in the background

"THE PUMP JACK"
Dude Todd! Me and that Goth chick Raven did "THE PUMPING JACK" for the first time last night, It made her whole week dude

Pumped like a reebok

A phrase used to describe being excited, sometimes sexually.

I am pumped like a reebok to go out with this chick tonight

Happiness pump

A person who is sexually a giver and places the satisfaction of their partner(s) above their own, in bed.

I don't really care if I cum, I'm kind of a happiness pump, what gets you off gets me off.

afgan fuel pump

The dirtiest most anal satisfying sex position ever invented. Pioneered in Gunnedah, once you've been fuel pumped you will never go back

I have her the afgan fuel pump

Pump tits

Do a chest workout

I’m going to the gym to pump tits

Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.

“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”

pump the brakes

stop what you are doin like swearin or cussin

wooooooah pump the brakes on the wordich