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A school in Allendale, MI, where the guys will brag about the male to female ratio too make themselves feel better about going to such a lame ass school located, literally, in the middle of butt fucking nowhere. Though the ratio indeed seems great, one would rather leave the party too have sex with the nearby corn stalks than to listen to the stuck up, crotch sniffing, dumb ass bitches that go there.
Grand Valley State University
MSU visitor: "Why are you going outside?"
GVSU student: "Too have sex with a cornstalk."
MSU visitor: "Why would you do that ... ?"
GVSU student: "Once you understand that corn stalks don't bitch like all the girls back at the party, there great !"
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A California State school currently boasting more than 35,000 students. It is located in the Mecca that is Orange County; 5 minutes from Disneyland, 30 minutes from LA, and 25 from the Beaches surrounding Newport. It's most popular majors are Business, Communications, and Fine/Performing Arts.
A Typical day at California State University Fullerton:
What do you want to do for lunch?
Let's go eat at Disneyland!
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The best fucking country in the world and there's nothing you can do about it
The United States of America is the best country in the world period.
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Worst community college in TN. Really, what a shithole.
Jackson State Community College is such a shithole. Did you know that they hire kids from Easter Seals to work in admin?
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Once a prosperous nation, now a debt ridden police state. After Bush's illogical foreign policy pissed off the entire world, the tragedy of 9-11 happened. And then our freedoms were reaped via the patriot act and similar laws and acts, thus turning the US into a police state. The most ironic part is that those laws were passed to 'protect the liberties of the American people', it really makes you think.
Soon after, for no reason, George catapulted the US into an illegal oil war. That costs 7 trillion dollars to maintain . And you're paying for it.
Thank you Mr. President
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english football team that has been taken over by american business men, and has now been comically named man - u-s-a or manchester united - states of america
sum1: "u heard about that crappy manchester united?"
me: "u mean Manchester united states of america"
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A State Park located in Lincoln Rhode Island. It is the official butthole of the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.
dooshbag " hey want to go for a swim at Lincoln Woods State Park."
dooshbag dos "nah thanks man I would rather go swim in a pool instead of a giant butthole."
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