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The furry tea cup is a euphemism for the vagina, evoking visceral images of cunnilingus.
The pun was inspired by surrealist Swiss artist Méret Elisabeth Oppenheim (1913-1985). It is literally a saucer and tea cup covered in the fur of a Chinese gazelle, a piece which became wildly popular. It can be found today on display at the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) in New York.
Partially contributing to the contemporary trend of women shaving their pubic areas.
Frat Guy 1: "Hey bro, I totally went down on Hilary last night."
Frat Guy 2: "Yeah? How was it?"
Frat Guy 1: "She was super into it, all wet... but sorta hairy."
Frat Guy 2: "Oh, the old furry tea cup!"
Frat Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm still flossing out pubes this morning!"
Standing in downward facing dog and farting a mountain of cocaine into someones face.
Mary gave Suzie an Aspen Tea Kettle. Suzie received it with her nose. "Ahhh I really should go skiing more often!" she declared.
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When a Republican is replaced by a Democrat do to infighting between the Tea Party and mainstream Republicans
In 2012 in Indiana Republican Senator Richard Lugar was a popular incumbant who would have been easily re-elected, but he was defeated in the Republican primary by Tea Party candidate Richard Mourdock, so then in a Tea Party turnover the Senate seat went to Democrat Joe Donnelly.
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2 or more lesbians simultaneously eatting pussy
Jackie, Annabelle, and Jessica had a late night Tea Party, the tea was streaming warm until daybreak.
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The act of tea bagging a person while their face remains perpendicular to the floor. The one performing the tea bag must be nude in the lower region, get a running start and fly crotch first at another person's face. The key is good aim along with excellent timing, because it must happen when the victum has their mouth open and is unsuspecting.
While he was sitting on the staircase yawning, I gave him a flying tea bag.
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The best thing ever. Like a chai tea, except it has that foamed latte stuff on top.
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Backed by Russia, the Tea Party rose to prominence in 2008.
By December 2015, Russia had also secured the services of professional unserious candidate of the Green Party, Jill Stein.
While she claims to be representing an "environmental" Party, her record has supported Petroleum Putin as much as her MAGA Red Russian Tea Party cohorts'. Recently, these "environmentalists" couldn't even bring themselves to sanction Russian fossil fuels after Russia attacked Ukraine, and even threatened the world with a new nuclear catastrophe!
"Does that politician ACTUALLY care about the environment?"
"Naw, strictly Green Tea Party, helping the GOP keep Democrats from passing any laws to combat Global Climate Change."
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