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Beach porn

A person who is scantily clad ie. Private areas hanging out.

Joe: hey dude did you see her whole ass cheeks?
Sam: yeah dude that's Some good beach porn

by BeachUrb July 20, 2015

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porn bloopers

When a porn video goes totally wrong and is fouled up by the cast.

For example: If shooting an anal scene and the woman farts, this would be described as "porn bloopers". Second example: If a blow job scene is muffed up by someone choking or biting, this would be as "porn bloopers".

by wrong sex act January 19, 2014

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Porn War

When 2 or more friends (mostly male) send each other links to porno videos in a battle, and the winner is who ever claims that the other person's latest video was better to watch than their last one.

Guy 1: Hey Dude, where did you find that porn video you showed me the other day?

Guy 2: Dan sent it to me in our Porn War.

by Benenenenen July 1, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


porn horse

porn horse is a horse who is a rapist and he/she has sex with other animals and humans.

i was walking through the woods and out of the bushes came a porn horse to rape me.

by bang a horse August 27, 2008

42๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Porn Movie

A movie with a pornographic theme. Porn movies are not just themeless sex, they also have actuation like any other movie. The porn fragments are frequently like this:

A man enters to a certain place, and a woman enters it too. No connection between them.
Suddenly, the man and the woman start to kiss, starting with a mouth kiss, then with a sensual tongue kiss.
The woman takes her shirt off, and later... she takes off her bra. Then the man starts to lick her nipples.
Then, the woman drops the man's pants and underpants off, and starts to have oral sex with him.
Scene switches, they are already totally naked, the man puts his penis on the woman's vagina, and then until the rest of the fragment.
They will keep having vaginal, frequently changing positions. If the movie is about anal, then it will be anal. Sometimes they alternate with more oral sex.
At the the man takes his penis out of the woman's vagina, she starts to masturbate his cock until he cums, which frequently is over the woman's face or mouth.

- Hey girl, let's see a Porn Movie...

- ohh.. yeah...

- Oh wait, this is Lord of the Rings.

by 24canidkasi August 23, 2013

28๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blackberry porn

What your husband now spends thousands of hours looking at on the internet instead of what he use to look at.

The overwhelming list of applications to choose from, that have taken over the obsessions of the Blackberryphiles.

I walked in to the office this morning and caught my husband Googling images of "Blackberry". I wish I'd never bought him it. Forget "Golf widow" I am a Blackberry widow. He spends all his time now looking at Blackberry porn.

by LabMom November 28, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


porn trap

When you are trapped in a number of porn sites.

This usually occurs when you click on an image or video in a porn site and another site pops up and you click again and another pops up.

You eventually end up with several galleries of ass.

Bob didn't know he was in a porn trap. He kept saying just one more as he clicked on image after image.

by Fishy Ninjas March 4, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž