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When your girlfriend or wife , is seeing red, reaches down your throat to grab your dick from the inside, and proceeds to remove it through your esophagus
See also: grouse skinning
If you don't quit being an idiot, I'm taking ya bird hunting
Why the fuck did you look up your own name in the urban dictionary.
John Bird is a fucking dumbass
A person has nothing to do jus try’s to get you mad and get lots of attention and who’s mostly a girl.
Why are u being sick a bored bird ?
A very good lookin woman who likes being popular and has biiiiiiig ass
Ooh! Look at that dank bird over there! Ass
A self-consciously hyper-feminized young woman
"The Girlie Bird catches the worm" muttered Tiff to herself, as she put the final touches on her makeup, earrings, hair, stilettos, cleavage and hemline, before heading to the bar.
The activity of a bird (a girl) that’s sneaky, shitty, bitchy, or all of the above.
Girl 1: Jess was tryna get at everyone’s boyfriend last night. And she KNOWS none of them are single.
Girl 2: Bird activity.
A slang term for the alcoholic beverage Pabst Blue Ribbon; commonly known as it’s abbreviated name, PBR. You have probably never heard this term before, because more than likely, nobody has said it.
Drunk guy 1: I just found a P-bird in the bottom of my friends that expired in October of last year.
Drunk Guy 2: What the fuck’s a P-bird?
Drunk Guy 1: Forget it, I meant a damned PBR.
Drunk Guy 2: Oh… Well hayl yeeah!