dolls head

Someone who is generally inoffensive and nice but lacking in common sense or intelligence.

He/she is a bit of a dolls head.

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Sock-head

A person who wears their beanie lightly set upon their head, so that the beanie sticks out and it looks like they have a sock on their head

Adam: "whats up with that kids beanie?"

Brad: "oh dude thats a sock-head"

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turtle head

a shit that knocks at your underpants.

i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.

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Head and Shoulders

The act of jizzing in someones shampoo.

"Ah man! This ain't shampoo! Its jizz! Head and shoulders..."

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baby head

From mountain biking: A roundish rock, about the size and shape of a baby's head. Avoid running over it, or risk crashing.

Dude, did you see all those baby heads back there?

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Moose Head

Same action as road head, but instead of the driver getting pleasured their co-pilot, or passenger, gets to receive some scrumptious head from the backseat slut.

While Shane was driving to the river, Kiki leaned over and gave Spencer some moose head.

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talking heads

The best band to ever play music and they supported the use of cocaine. David Byrne is a romantic poet and should become your conscience. Their music is the ultimate aphrodesiac.

"Stop making sense, stop making sense...stop making sense, making sense
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And nothing is better that this
( is it? )"

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