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top nobit

A situation in which a retarded and possibly homosexual teacher mumbles resulting in the noises which produce the word 'top nobit' - i.e. When a teacher talks shit they are top nobiting.

" Man todays lesson was shit, Dr. Joker was just top nobiting "

"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"

by calki April 27, 2007

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cat-top

Cat-top is a term used to refer to a laptop computer that attracts your cat to sit on top of it usually whilst it's in use due to the heat that's generated from it.

Where's your laptop computer - I need to use it.
Its now a cat-top as the cat uses it instead to sit on.

by Cyberwulf October 24, 2014

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Top snipe

A person who can attract anyone they desire

You know I’m not tripping off her I’m top snipe.
You know you’re top snipe now why would I believe your loyal.

by Citygirlsup20000 December 19, 2021

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top of mind

A phrase used when covering up obvious mental deficiencies of people in undeserved positions of power.

Reporter: So the president bombed Ukraine instead of Russia because Ukraine was top of mind?

Diversity Higher: That’s right, Ukraine was top of mind. I think the American people will understand when something is at top of mind.

by MyPseudonym September 29, 2022

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Top Greta

The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.

"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"

by Gjord December 31, 2022

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Top Gun

The high vantage point all school shooters go to get the most kills.

Better put more security at Top Gun

by Mr.sirr August 11, 2020

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Top bins

A shot used in football, a fucking screma drilled into, the upper 90s the goalie will be quivering in his fucking boots when he sees a rocket like that, it’s always fucking bibical however does this accomplishment is known as the fucking king of the field and will forever be known as father. An absolute world class hit

When you watch Ronaldo play you will watch around 3 absolute fucking screma stop bins

by jalen brunshim May 17, 2023

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