Velocity Water

The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.

Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!

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dry water

Vodka

Hey would you like some dry water?

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shotty water

the black water left after ripping many shottys. can be drunk for a dare or money

jonny drank the shotty water and got ming guts

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water nibbler

A total health freak. Someone who is cautious about consuming even distilled water.

Don't listen to those water nibblers worrying about calories, just eat sensibly and get some exercise.

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Dong Water

A slang term for urine/pee/piss/tinkle

I just dropped some dong water in the bathroom, let's roll!

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Watering the Fish

When one continues to comment on said joke after the jokes humor expired a while before

-trying to keep the joke alive, similarly to trying to keep a fish alive by watering it

some seem to possess higher strengths of this quality than others...

*Joke is made*
*Acceptable laughter is made*
*Laughter dies down*
One person: 'HAHAHAHAHA!!! And then he...AHAHAHAHA!!! And if you...AHAHAHHA! And then...ahhhhh, fun ti--'
Someone else: 'Shutup. Watering the fish man'
*Silence as remaining group try to gather mixed emotions on the situation and understand said person's unwanted ability to water the fish*

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paint water

what my hand seems to gravitate towards instead of my tea when I'm painting.

whoops! I drank some delicious paint water. time to go to the ER!

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