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"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”
"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."
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The type of friend that will only hang out with you, if you provide marijuana. Usually will make some lame excuse not to hang out if marijuana won't be present.
You: Dude want to hang out this Saturday?
Weed Only Friend: Yeah I don't have plans man, you got any weed?
You: No and my mom is going to be home.
Weed Only Friend: Oh shit, I just remembered I have a doctor's appointment that night.
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Smoking weed to make yourself sleep, or smoking yourself to sleep...Or just smoking too much and passing out. Good ones.
I smoked my self into a weed-induced-coma last night.
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A woman who remains single by making herself repulsive to men.
Yesterdays spinster is today's self weeding cunt.
A much stronger version of weed
weed smoking high
"Hey I have some creeper weed, you up for it?"
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a term used to describe ganja that refuses to stay lit in the bowl; similar to a flat tire, the weed does not "roll" properly
I just smoked a bowl of flat tire weed; I had to light it ten times!
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