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White Beard

This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.

"our Grey Beard has become a White Beard."
"make way for the White beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019


Dwarvish Beard

When you're rimming a girl and you get your beard covered in discharge getting it all matted and wet.

God Alex looks like your Mrs gave you a proper Dwarvish beard last night, haven't you showed?!

by Remote Aardvark February 23, 2016


travel beard

When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.

How about that flog I work with came back yesterday and wouldn't shut the fuck about his trip, he was even sporting a shocking travel beard to make matters worse.

by brazzzzer May 16, 2017


Bang Beard

Untrimmed male public region.

DaYuM, pubes are gettin' a little long. I think it's time to trim up the bang beard.

by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ October 14, 2016


Jack's Crazy Beard

The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.

Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.

by Malachi Constant April 13, 2019


Bearded lady

The lady with the beard from Spaceballs.

She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?

by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021


Bearded Lady

When a woman gives head to a man( a man with rather large amounts of public hair), as the man shaves the hair all over her face. The man then ejaculates on the woman’s chin, making the hair stick.

Man 1: Last night I gave my girl a bearded lady.
Man 2: Haha, how’d she react?
Man 1: We aren’t dating anymore.

by Bearded man September 15, 2018