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Ur swag,but common .
He’s hot and u need to admit it
But remember,if he find out this ,he would kill u in 2 seconds ngl
I simp for him too,but I think he goes with Hanji or Erwin
If u ship ereri gtf out of here🥰🥰
I’m a Levi Simp
I simp for Levi,so I’m a Levi simp
The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.
"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"
"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
Yeah bro he’s all about her and he fell last night, he’s definitely a crippled simp.
A person who only simps for the one whom they are already in a relationship with.
Spotify: You are a sigma simp.
P1: I am not !
simp hansen is a term that was coined by CreepShow Art's fans. It is a nickname for Chris Hansen, who is a massive simp for Jefree Star (who sucks)
"Simp Hansen and Jefree Star support Dahvie Vanity, who is a child predator"
A girl that easily identifies simpery and easily uses it to manipulate or toy with her target.
She's a real Simp Sniper, you saw how she sniped that simp from behind, he never had a chance.
When traveling, someone who shows excessive sympathy & attention toward people they find beautiful.
My brother Jabbar, an itinerant simp, would not stop bowing at the feet of the pretty Taiwanese waitresses as we traveled throughout Taiwan for our 5th wedding anniversary.