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A bloody mess of macros, typedefs and compile errors.
WHY AM I ALWAYS GETTING ERRORS? WHO INVENTED THE WINDOWS API?!
when there is a bubble of “doo doo” in your ass
i just had the biggest doo doo window of my life!
Leaving your window open while gossiping is a seriously bad idea.
Girl #1: Omg, Katie Smith is such a slut...
Girl #2: Yeahh, did you hear about her and Brian?
Katie: I CAN HEAR YOU HOES FROM DOWN HERE!
Girl #1: Omfg we're screwed.
Girl #2: Damnit I forgot about the window theory.
A successor to Windows 3.5 and predecessor to Windows NT 4.0.
Windows 3.51 is NT-based
You can look but you can’t touch
“She’s so pretty but she has a boyfriend” it’s okay she’s a window women
Dumb ass who can't hit a glass pipe. A rookie on the glass who fucks up by charring the bowl.
That dumb bastard just charred my bowl. What a fucking window tinter!!!
The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.
Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."