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a scrumptious conCOCKtion of man spunk and orange juice
I am so hammered Tina I could gargle down a six pack of Man-mossas
a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches
it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it
person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”
Racist American, in their 30-40's who can often been found mowing the lawn, drinking Budweiser's or telling at black people.
Person 1: That Middle Aged White Man just said a slur!
Person 2: What did you except?
dude, you need to get some sun on those hairy man-pies of yours.
1. (n.) A person who tends to participate in public protests often.
Dave: Did you hear about the protest over the new law?
Bill: Yeah, do you think Jim is going to participate in it?
Dave: Are you kidding? That street-fighting man will join nearly any protest!
He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.
Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.
3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe
“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
A Man Holiday, mainly Superbowl Sunday, where men eat loads of snacks and food, enjoy themselves and watch the big game.
John: "Hey Rob you going golfing on sunday?"
Rob: "No way, Sunday is a Man-iday"