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He stinks, he doesn’t bathe, that shirt he’s wearing is at least 5 days old.
Stupid drunk, can’t even get out of the man cave because his parents can’t even handle the stench.
When you hump your man and tell him everything you want to change about him.
I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man f*****cking behaves.
When you hump your man and tell him all the things you want to change about him.
I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man fucking behaves.
when a cute giggle comes out of a girl in the form of a squad of male swimmers consecutively coming out of the water for air
hurp hurp hurp hurp, "That man-chuckle was performed flawlessly, 10.0"
A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.
(Sarcastically) He knows a lot, he must be a real ladies man.
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A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.
Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."