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what you tell your parents when you hotboxed your basement and at 2. am they come down and check on you they ask why the basement is so smokey.
Mom, we just blew out a candle, it makes a ton of smoke.
On valentine day you eat your like a good cooked biscuit
I love Valentine's day for national eat out your gf
When your shih tzu, oftentimes a hig (black and white) and older, looks scruffy despite a recent grooming. Characterized by hair everywhere, brown moustache, and general look of homelessness.
“Damn dude your dog is higged out”
“I would take him to the groomers more if he didn’t get higged out so quickly”
On this day, March 13th, you have to ask out “her”. This means ask her to be your girlfriend (or make it un-open, where you don’t talk to others), give her your hoodie, and do relationship things with her. Flowers, jewelry, stuffed animals, etc., are great options too. These don’t have to be given on March 13th.
Emma : “Guess what!?”
John : “What?”
Emma : “It’s National ask her out day. I hope Brad asks me.”
John : “Oh, so should i ask out Sarah?”
Emma : “Of course! Every girl wants that.”
Get higher in the ship, or get off of the ship!
If you want to stay here, you need to ship up or ship out!
The act of being a complete bitch with a huge vagina and bailing on a good time at every opportunity!!
Arnold: "Hey dude do ya wanna come out clubbin tonight?? It'll be sweet as!!"
Tim: "Nah Dude, i'm busy studying Think i might stay in tonight"
Arnold: "you weak dog!! Stop lancing out!"
A cause of death that can only happen to men that once suffered from some sort of erectile dysfunction but somehow was miraculously healed before death came calling.
"RIP Donald Trump" and all his staunch supporters that are not Republican Party members cry out when he is going out erect.