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Something ive said with the right to quiet enjoyment and as only leased tenant and why im killing the world.
I said "Get out of my house!"
No chicken out so break up with your girl or boy!
To go shit in a toilet that border line clogs the toilet with the shit alone
I just blew out the bowl
I’m going to go empty my bowls, probably blow out the bowl
I’m blowing out the bowl
what you tell your parents when you hotboxed your basement and at 2. am they come down and check on you they ask why the basement is so smokey.
Mom, we just blew out a candle, it makes a ton of smoke.
On valentine day you eat your like a good cooked biscuit
I love Valentine's day for national eat out your gf
When your shih tzu, oftentimes a hig (black and white) and older, looks scruffy despite a recent grooming. Characterized by hair everywhere, brown moustache, and general look of homelessness.
“Damn dude your dog is higged out”
“I would take him to the groomers more if he didn’t get higged out so quickly”
To check your phone compulsively and without necessity
jeez, i can't stand being around mandy irl. tried to talk to her for 5 minutes and she phoned out on me twice!