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Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...
*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*
What the fuck?
What?
You're jabbing me with your elbow.
Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.
No. You did it on purpose.
You can't know that! You can't read my mind.
Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?
Well.... Um.....
Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.
You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?
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Please?
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When a person is promoted to a Lead Man Position at work. Then decides to smoke weed at work. Becoming lazy and useless.
Becoming a Weed Man leads to smoking the Weedum, which leads to over Eatum, which leads to becoming Fatum, which turns you into a Ratum.
A "street" way of saying hello in parts of the west of Ireland, usually by people who have a poor command of english, and speak fast, and are probably walking fast while they are saying it, on the way to the pub to meet up with their floozy girlfriend to get the lend of some money off her, in order to buy rims off the dodgy new guy in town.
man enters pub
"hey whasdecrack man; seen ye last night"
An obese man who becomes really horny seeing an elementary school
Greg is so weird, he is such a 37 year old man
A teenage male playing Call Of Duty while high as fuck and drinking Kool-Aid
Yo MerkMaid Man, let's go smoke another bowl!
A man, who is too young to be a grandpa in the real sense, but otherwise exemplifies the conduct typical of a grumpy, tired, wise old man that takes a nap each day.
You could never hang with a hot 20 something because you are such a man-pa!
Ksi's new charachter a 34 year old nonce who likes getting wet
"Simon" - Water Man