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Phrase you say when done mischieves and being confronted blaming on the fact that your in the sly Hogwarts House of Slytherin.
1: You ugly
2: Hurtful!
1: Slytherin so I can
2: Hey not cool man. Refill costs .50!
1: Slytherin so I can
*Slurps Coke*
Judge: What do you have to say in your defense?
1: Slytherin so I can
A bitch that you throw a soda can at
Mark got a soda can thrown at him he’s a soda can ass bitch
This is means taeil can out sing everyone in the entire kpop genre except shinEE
Taeil out sang wendy from red velvet
Taeil can out sing
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Nope, I can't hear you. Try asking again.
Astronaut: *Beep* Can you hear me?
G Control: *Beep* Nope. Try asking with a nicer tone.
A delicate way of telling someone you are about to perform an act of violence upon them, esp. the application of a Liverpool Kiss to the nose or the use of a Stanley knife. Follwed up by the action, then the use of the phrase " Then get THAT stitched!" Scottish traditional folk saying.
English man in pub;"Celtic Thistle are not doig well this year..."
Scot:"Oh Aye? Can your granny sew, mate?"
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A phrase for anyone who seems able to do anything, or able to do something amazing and uber.
Comes from the comic Shortpacked!, in which it was used to describe Batman.
"Dude, did Iroh just firebend LIGHTNING??"
"He's the Dragon of the West! He can breathe in space!"
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Total fucking shithead who tells obviously untrue stories about his genitalia. A useless human being. The reason for the creation of derekwatch, where the door is locked as soon as he leaves the room.
Mr. Blutarski. zerp point zero.
Derek- Its not about the length of my penis. Its the width
Lenny- Can O' Beans!
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