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ass clown posse

Fans of insane clown posse.

Shows over. Shit. Here comes the ass clown posse!

by Diego Mendez March 27, 2009

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The Clown Death Squad

The band of sociopathic, and psychopathic killers, located primarily in what is called "Canada" that are said to have escaped persecuton in other countries. Some time in the mid nineteen sixties they apparently convinced the emperor of "canada" that he had hired them and ordered them to kill anyone who violated his will. They continue to inform the emporer when someone has in fact done this, and what his will is at any given time. Some have cited it is very fortunate the clown death squad have few real political agendas.
Origionally the death squad did not dress up as clowns, it was shortly after their founding that they were said to have adopted the idea as part of a plan to improve public relations. Others say this is ridiculous as they "can hardly be said to be concerned with public feeling", and that the death squad merely didn't want to admit they just liked to dress as clowns.
Some also say the incongrous emperor owes his life, to the Clown Death Squad. As the matriarchal warriors of "Canada" would surely have killed him by now.
The Clown Death Squad are a squad with out actually loyalty, and many believe they are often in the employ of the evil walrii, who live underneath "canada", and possibly the northern united States (their subversive reign is said to be steadily growing) in wait of their rise to take over the world. The evil walrii said to be responsible for the entire sham of the "fake, fake Canada" known to the rest of the world, and the imprisonment of the "real" canadians (The RCP), are also said to order the Clown Death Squad to kill anyone who even slightly betrays the truth about the goings on, in "Canada", as well as the killing of anyone who learns to much of their evil plots. It is said that the former Sir. James "war on Toasters", or "war on the toaster revoltion" is really all just a front, for a true cause wrapped somewhere up in the truth about "Canada", the evil walrii, and the vikings under norway, but he had to disguise it because his knowledge could be dangerous to him and his "troops". Of course it has been theorized that everything the former Sir. James does, could mean something other than what he says, whether it be the effects of long term alcohol abuse, or conspiracies involving evil walrii. However one might note that dispite behaviour that normally would get a person killed the former Sir. James, and his cause remains alive and operating.

Ahhhhh it's the Clown Death Squad!(followed by gutteral, gurgley dieing sounds)

by James Dracon February 22, 2008

220๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


carnival barking clown

An insult coined by democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg in a series of tweet exchanges between himself and President Donald Trump in 2020. Both are from New York.

Michael combines two insults. A carnival barker is an employee in cheap showy clothes, "barks" (yells) to attract patrons. He is usually position in a stand in front of decrepit attractions, such as freak shows and erotic dance shows.

"Clown" is just added as a typical New York put-down.

@realDonaldTrump

- we know many of the same people in NY. Behind your back they laugh at you & call you a carnival barking clown. They know you inherited a fortune & squandered it with stupid deals and incompetence.

I have the record & the resources to defeat you. And I will.

by Kingdragonfly February 15, 2020


Dirty night clown

A man or boy who follows home women and girls thinking that they'll have sex

You see Jeremy I heard he's a dirty night clown

by Titty crisont November 1, 2019


Clown Prince Of Crime

the best villian of all-time, the joker.

the joker often refers to himself has the clown prince of crime

by agentofchaos September 20, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Insane Clown Posse

A "gang" of hip-hop artists who rap about the hardships of life in the middle-class suburbs. They often rap about committing violent acts, though we all know if actual gangsters rolled up on them they wouldn't know what the fuck to do.

Known for songs such as: "In My Room" and "My Axe"

Jeff: Insane Clown Posse broenem whatchu finna do
Crip: Shut yo bitchass up wigger ill send yo ass to heaven lil bitch
Jeff: *runs*

by ezra24 September 3, 2023

15๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


shawn "clown" crahan

a.k.a. (#6), one of the founding members of the masked metal Band Slipknot... his nickname comes from the fact that he wears a clown mask on stage during the band's live performances... his equipment consists of 2 empty beer kegs, 2 toms and 2 bass drums... he and percussionist Chris Fehn would supply the backbeat to Slipknot's former drummer, Joey Jordison... during their early touring years, Clown was noted for injuring himself on stage--during Ozzfest '99, he even slammed his head into his kegs, causing an injury that required 39 stitches to heal... Clown has been a mighty contributor to the band in that besides his writing and playing, he has also directed 5 of their music videos as well as their third video album Voliminal: Inside the Nine... Currently, he has the longest tenure in Slipknot at 20 years... Slipknot's frontman Corey Taylor has stated that while Shawn is sane, "Clown" is crazy!

Dude, that mask is creepy. I know, that's Shawn "Clown" Crahan. I wouldn't mess with him, just enjoy the show!

by MM151 March 17, 2015