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The act of inserting both penis and testicles into your partner's orafice of choice.
I thrust a little to hard with the wife last night and had to drive the volleyball bus home!
Intentionally driving on the wrong side of the road.
Yeah, last night I got absolutely rinsed and went driving in British to McDonalds.
having sex with a girl whilst she's on her period then wiping your penis on her lower stomach
He do you mind if I help by painting the drive tonight? 'Ok but we'll need a towel for afterwards...'
When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".
Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.
Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.
A shit drive is where you shit yourself during a long road trip often with loads of friends or family around to smell hear and see
Steave had caused himself to have a shit drive
"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX
"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX
When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.
7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.