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Best kind of girlfriend there ever is. You can drop her off anywhere after date.
I feel like a generous God, after finishing in my homeless girlfriend mouth so that she won't sleep on empty stomach.
a girlfriend that is not real but in you imagination goonotizes you
I just got my very first therion girlfriend
Something that you will sometimes hear on a video by The Infographics Show.
Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."
My girlfriend is the prettiest girl alive. Everyone's jealous of me and her, and no one can beat her. She makes everyone happy my especially me and when she comes in ur life, it's like she's what's keeping it alive. I never thought I'd get my girlfriend, nor did I ever think I deserve her, but my girlfriend always reminds me that I'm great and awesome.
My girlfriend's really cute.
There's no one more perfect than my girlfriend.
Whilst enagaged in the act of missionary intercourse with your girlfriend, the deliberate act of saying a random or selected girls name will typically cause the girlfriend to react in a bucking motion. The game, is seeing how long you can hang on for.....
Had a quick game of girlfriend buckaroo last night - I managed 25 seconds.
When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.
I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.
A movie you can watch with your girlfriend without getting in trouble. Often used in the negative sense, i.e. "Cannibal Holocaust is definitely not a Girlfriend Movie." Movie can also be substituted for music, TV show, etc.
"Bro I don't understand why Sheila got so mad at me while we were watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2!"
"Are you serious dude?? That is totally not a girlfriend movie. Rookie mistake."