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funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.

Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.

by GlazeHer November 4, 2016


Bus person gang

a bus person gang is a gang of friends on a School bus. They have to deal with many dangers on a school bus. such as: really sexaul girls and all they talk about is sex. Annoying middle schoolers that are very obnoxious and attention seeking. people that push and shove onto the bus because they think that they are better then everyone else.

thanks.

bus person gang member #1: so, how's life?
*random noise in the background*
bus person gang member #2: alright
*girls randomly moans in the background*
bus person gang member #3: hmmmmmmmmmmm, how to I do this game level?
*another girls moans in background*
bus person gang member #4: no clue!

by man on a bus March 10, 2022


PRETTIEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE

💗TATIANA MASSIEL ZAMUDIO HUAMANI 💗

Dani: IS THAT THE PRETTIEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE OVER THERE!!!!!
Friend: YES ITS TATIANA MASSIEL ZAMUDIO HUAMANI!!!!!!

by Lolxdlolxd March 16, 2021


Personal Health Day

Personal Health Day is an initiative by AumsWow Wellness.

More than 70% deaths worldwide are caused due to lifestyle diseases; and these can be prevented by celebrating Personal Health Day once in a month by conducting a self-health check-up in just 30 minutes.

Hey Himanshu, what’s up with this measuring your weight and all?

Himanshu: nothing just I’m celebrating Personal Health Day and recording it in my AumPHD.

by Iron Man Thesaurus February 3, 2021


Personal risk assessment

Abbreviated P.r.a,

What is the highest spiritual level of common sense? The nirvana of common sense? Of course it's when a human does a competent pra, or personal risk assessment!

by Sexydimma December 27, 2022

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Cutest Person Ever

Kadin Ewing is the cutest human being there is. He is the definition of cute. Although he doesn’t know it, it is nothing but true. His brown eyes, full lips, cute nose and amazing body make him the perfect human to exist.

Girl 1- You know who I just saw?

Girl 2- Who?

Girl 1- The cutest person ever.
Girl 2- Oh, you talking about Kadin?
Girl 1- Yea! The one and only.

by speak.the.truth.09 May 12, 2022


Cunty Personality Disorder

Also know as CPD, it causes one to have a cunt like personality. Symptoms include complaining, whining, and general ass chapness. As far as medical scientists know, there is currently no cure. Usually self diagnosed or by an immediate friend or family member. The person will act extremely entitled and not want to ever not get their way.

Im sorry ma'am but Your daughter has cunty personality disorder. I'm afraid you and your family are in for quite the emotional basket case.

by Joke Of The Day 4 December 26, 2019