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Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .
Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."
Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."
Steve: "Dumbass."
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Sped walking, also known as Racewalking, is a long-distance athletic event. Although it is a foot race, it is different from running in that one foot must appear to be in contact with the ground at all times. Stride length is reduced, so to achieve competitive speeds, racewalkers must attain cadence rates comparable to those achieved by Olympic 400-metre runners—and they must do so for hours at a time since the Olympic events are the 20 kilometre race walk and 50-kilometre (31 mi) race walk. The term sped walk is often confused for "speed walk' which isn't even a word.
Did you see how fast Sally was sped walking today?? It was amazing!
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A walk outside, e.g. around the block, with a glass of prosecco as a brief escape from the endless whirl of news about catastrophic events (e.g. a brutal military invasion of a sovereign, democratic nation).
Ugh, I've been staring at news from Ukraine all day, it's so sad and infuriating. Let's get some fresh air and go on a prosecco walk.
We've been staring at our phones for 4 hours now. Instead of increasing our anxiety levels even more, let's discuss how we can call on our government to actually help with the situation on a prosecco walk.
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To masturbate (female) - continuing from the definition of a schnauzer (female genitalia), to walk one's schnauzer is to take it out for a spin... so to speak.
Sarah: What do you want to do this afternoon?
Jenny: I think I will stay in and walk the schnauzer
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meaning to sneak out with someone
snapchat story: someone walk out with me x
(sneak out)
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Typically purchased en-route, from the saver menu. A Walking Burger is a small portable burger capable of being eaten on the move or stashed away in a coat pocket.
Dan: "I'm hungry. It's shame we don't have time to eat."
Vernon: "Don't worry. We'll swing by McD's on the way and grab a couple of walking burgers."
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When someone (possibly intoxicated) is walking in a retarded way. An obvious sign if someone’s drunk or high. Coined by rich the kid.
“i don’t know how i didn’t get caught high last night, i was plug walking so bad”
“damn that mf plug walking!”
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