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Even worse than ur sisters a mister. Anyone who says it instantly disappears out of existence
Titus: ur sisters a mister
Jacob: ur brothers a mother
Titus: *disappears out of existence*
Term is used when you’re especially happy when something happens, like when something is cheaper than normal.
Bryan: Yo dude i got 2 g’s for only 10 bucks!!
you: Heck Yeah Brother!!!
When two guys each have sex with a different full blooded sister.
what's up Joe, I just banged Becky. Really? I banged her sister! That makes us Eskimo brothers-In-Law!
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The retard above me is tottally wrong about them. A Jonas Brothers Hater is someone who has hit puberty, unlke the person above me who is probably a nine year old girl like the rest of the Jonas Brothers Fans. This is someone who has a good taste in music and has lots of friends because they have a good taste in music. Guy Jonas Brothers fans dont like them because most actually know a good singing voice, Girl Jonas Brothers hate them because of the same reason and also have a better taste in men unlike their fans who drool over their 3 centimeter dick's.
Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of 9 year old girls follow.
Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Wow look at those faggots, even I could sing better than them.
Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: They are so ugly, I feel sorry for all those 9 year old girls drooling over their 3 centimeter dick.
9 year old girl: Shut up! Ur just jelous because your not as famous as they are! Your just jealous! (x10).
*9 year old girl gets beat up by both of them*
Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Hey wanna go out?
Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: Sure!
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The Naked Brothers Band is a bunch of cock sucking mother fucking homosexuals that think they are good at singing and acting. They really aren't but you know, gay wads and their fucking shit.
Guy 1: Hey did you see that episode of the Naked Brothers Band last night?
Guy 2: You mean that Nickelodeon show that has a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds that think they can sing and act?
Guy 1: No the show where a bunch of cool kids get a lot of hot chicks and stuff.
Guy2: You're a fucking homo you know that?
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The Christian version of friendzone. Generally done by girls who don't want to have a relationship with their admirer.
"Hey… Jenny… I want you to know… I really like you.
"Ooohhh… Andrew I see you more as a Brother in Christ…"
(Andrew) "Alright"
(Inside Andrew's mind) NOOOOOO, I've been Brother-in-Christ zoned!!!!
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A screeming teenager who obvioudly has not hit puberty or is just getting their pubes.
Look at the Jonas Brothers Fan, what a stupid nazi.
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