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Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK GET OFF HIM HE'S ,OME HIM. HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BACK OFF. NO JACK. STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.
Alex Gaskarth is a good-looking human bean
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Guy whos always quiet.
Likes to be alone.
No girls like him.
Hes a nice guy at times when he isnt getting into trouble.
Oh is that Alex?
Who?
Alex remember the guy we used to talk to
Ohhh yeah i do
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A mega-BABE. She's super sweet and loves her friends more than anything. Hilarious as fuck and fun to spend time with. Overall a good dood who deserves the world.
"Goodness me, I need to hang out with Alex more often."
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he likes to fucks boys he is dating ale Alejandro. Looks like a dildo.
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an ass who will only ask you for nudes and then when you don’t send them will never talk to you again
wow yeah that alex really is a dumb fuck
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A well-known british YouTuber, Nerimon, who believes that women do not have the right to dress however they wish and body-shames his audience of young influencial girls.
From Alex Day's video 'Big Girls in Costumes'
"A lot of cosplayers don't dress their size. If you are a chubbier person, there are a lot of chubby characters in fandoms, Embrace it. Y'know dress up like characters that are the size you are. You can be the Hulk, you can be Java the Hut, Merida from Brave."
"...Why are you doing that to everyone?" (about a larger girl cosplaying a thin character)
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When somebody starts tickling you in a distinctively perverted way
Bro you see that guy over there, watch out for him or he’ll gove you a Dirty Alex
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