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When one person moons another through a glass window but puts their anus against the glass and farts. Similar to a blowfish but using the anus instead of the mouth.
Kyle was minding his own business in his office then Mike gave him an Anal Blowfish and got fired.
1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.
2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.
My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.
Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".
My girlfriend pulled an anal gurning face last night when we had anal sex..
Intensely jousting with the buttocks. Or two people running backward with their butts out towards each other in order to make a juicy plop of cheeks.
Blaine and Bridger were going to a anal clash
A creature that crawls up your ass, stealing your shit and placing it in your mouth.
My breath taste like shit, an anal crawler visited me last night
An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.
On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.
noun
the stimulation of the anus and/or rectum for the purpose of arousal by using one's hands or an object
"Anal masturbation feels really good, and I frequently do it in the shower."