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Plant babies

When you're lonely and think that plants are better than cats

"Hey, don't touch my plant babies!"

by Shortyish January 5, 2021


scooter baby

A baby that is conceived when its mother scoots acrossed a bed post-coitus over seminal fluid.

"Oh my god, I can't believe that Mikah is a scooter baby. No wonder why he's so special..."

by SynSlash80 June 14, 2015


shepherds baby

The phenomenon that occurs after one has consumed a large portion of shepherds pie, to the extent of abdominal bloating and distention that resembles pregnancy.

I ate so much of this delicious shepherds pie that I seem to have a "shepherds baby!" (Subject rubs protruding tummy)

by laceyfleece December 23, 2011


twitch baby

when you have been subscribed to someone for 9 months on the streaming platform twitch, its called a twitch baby because babies are usually in the womb for 9 months

*breadman69 just resubscribed for 9 months* “yooo twitch baby!!”

by worminmyshoe May 1, 2022


Skroingle baby

A skroingle baby (noun.) is formally used to describe the most evil a person can be. Skroingle babies use all their free time to plot revenge on enemies, people who have offended them. One day, all skroingle babies will take over the world. Skroingle babies are born evil, many spend their free time in octopus costumes at strip clubs. If you are not sure if they are a Skroingle baby or not, look for how they interact, Skroingle babies tend to use phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. If you see a skroingle baby in plain sight, do not interact, they can use anything against you. Beware, they are creeping, and lurking at times you will least expect it.

Skroingle baby : “What up dawg
Non skroingle : “Are you a Skroingle baby or something?”
Skroingle baby : *Starts plotting revenge*

by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022


skroingle baby

A person who acts as if they are an octopus living in the clouds, but only at the strip clubs for all of the octopus dollars. this person will usually be using crocs, and use the phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. this person is the most evil on the planet, and is plotting at all times to take over the world.

Skroingle baby : “What up dawg
Non Skroingly : What, are you a skroingle baby or something?

Skroingle baby : *plotting to take revenge on the non skroingly*

by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022


Bum Babies

Private school boarding boys shitting out the cum in their arse.

e.g. CK

Bum Babies, C.K.

by Bum baby April 29, 2021

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