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an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.
an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.
an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head
an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
my ex boyfriend is a cunt and a absolute dick
Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Fuck them on this very special day!
Person 1:Hey dude guess what.
Person 2:What?
Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with
Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?
Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend
Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?
A shrimp like boyfriend is a man that has a desirable body but an ugly face.
That guy is so hot but he has a butterface
He's a shrimp boyfriend
"Wow there goes The Perfect Boyfriend, his girlfriend must be so lucky."
a beautiful boy named finn who i love so much. he’s so cute and so awesome and so wholesome and i’m happy to be his boyfriend. mwah i wuv u.
the perfect boyfriend is finn
It's Asher and only Asher even though they're not officially dating but they're fucking bro
"Dude is that Leo's Boyfriend, Asher?"
"I thought they weren't dating"
"Yes the fuck they are"