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A super amazing guy, usually who has a red wooly beard. Probably a hillbilly. One whose vibes make you want to dosey doe with him at a ho down or a shindig.
He's such a Brandon crow.
Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.
Girl: OMG IS THAT BRANDON BOXLEY?
Brandon Boxley: Yes, clothes off now.
Girl: Of course daddy!
Not just a name, a "Brandon" is the act of trying to convince a child to have intimate relations with you.
Brandon is a hoe. He think he is better than everyone even his friends. He think he can get everyone girl with two walking legs. He’s good a sports, but that’s the only thing. He’s known to break girls hearts, but it’s fine cause they are fucking over him too.😏
Brandon is a lowdown gold digging son of a bitch.
Brandon is a hoe.
Brandon is a man or a boy that thinks he is the shit but he is not.