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a person that fucks you over with a shotgun in a video game and is retarded.
my friend ben is a shotgun monkey he runs up to me and shotguns me right in the dick
Typically a person who is a bit crazy at times but really lazy overall
Girl 1:"how's your boyfriend?"
Girl 2:"he's good but overall a bit of a sluggish monkey,"
A female monkey is a women who swings from man to man. So basically a ho. Basically when a man calls a female monkey a ho they get mad So that’s when all the hoes are mad. HOES MAD!
Johnathon: “wow Betty is such a ho, she sleeps with everyone.”
Betty: “johnathon shut up, I’m not a ho . . . IM A FEMALE MONKEY!”
A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.
The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.
When you allow your animalistic tendencies to take over, regardless of advice you’ve been given by outside sources, and completely going against all better judgements.
“I can’t believe he still did it.”
“Bro, 10/10 did not recommend but he’s a yeet monkey, always going in full send!
the term Krunker Monkey is what you call someone when you want to call them a faggot or the n-word, or any other slur, so you call them a Krunker Monkey
go back to where you came from you Krunker Monkey
A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.
Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.