When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.
I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!
The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex
Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later
Rizz sustained by exceptional prowess, or a cover of the song “California love” by 2pac
Person 1: “watchu know about that California Rizz”
Person 2: “California Rizz!”
The Best Rizz a person can have
• Girl, you got California Rizz
When a group of Karen's sit on the metal outdoor dining furniture during a hot Cali day.
Karen, we need to eat inside. I'm not about to smell your California fish grill.
Not trt, not grams of gear, responsibly taking enough androgens to feel like a gorilla.
Not natty. California natty.
When taking a shit, one straddles the toilet facing the wall causing a shit stain down the front side of the toilet.
Dude, I just took a dump and did a California landslide. Skid marks for days!