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California Jersey Swap

When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.

I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!

by Hoganchugger July 06, 2024


california blender

The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex

Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later

by Jack inoff May 26, 2019


california rizz

Rizz sustained by exceptional prowess, or a cover of the song “California love” by 2pac

Person 1: “watchu know about that California Rizz
Person 2: “California Rizz!”

by huckhillstom May 01, 2023


California Rizz

The Best Rizz a person can have

Girl, you got California Rizz

by BB2Bb2 May 17, 2025


california fish grill

When a group of Karen's sit on the metal outdoor dining furniture during a hot Cali day.

Karen, we need to eat inside. I'm not about to smell your California fish grill.

by Xtra Chromey Homie April 27, 2023


California Natty

Not trt, not grams of gear, responsibly taking enough androgens to feel like a gorilla.

Not natty. California natty.

by @Saltytexascrack December 14, 2024


California Landslide

When taking a shit, one straddles the toilet facing the wall causing a shit stain down the front side of the toilet.

Dude, I just took a dump and did a California landslide. Skid marks for days!

by Little Willie 69 July 16, 2019