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The Best Rizz a person can have
• Girl, you got California Rizz
When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock
I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"
When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.
Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!
Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place
Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!
hollister is a town down south from the south bay n 831, full of bitch made hynas and wannabe vatos but some are really down w their shit. most ppl from the 831 hate on it cus it’s small asf n nun to do. teenagers like to go to target for fun bro,
some foo: aye where u from
some other foo: hollister, california
When a group of Karen's sit on the metal outdoor dining furniture during a hot Cali day.
Karen, we need to eat inside. I'm not about to smell your California fish grill.
Not trt, not grams of gear, responsibly taking enough androgens to feel like a gorilla.
Not natty. California natty.
When taking a shit, one straddles the toilet facing the wall causing a shit stain down the front side of the toilet.
Dude, I just took a dump and did a California landslide. Skid marks for days!