Peanut Butter Captain Crunch

1)A deliciously yummy cereal.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.

"Hey guys, guess what!!!"
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)

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Captain and his two privates

reference to the male phallus and gonads

"What happened to him?"
"He had his captain and two privates decommisioned yesterday."

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Captain Morgan Power Jack

The act of placing one's leg up in a way so as to mirror the pose of the 17th-century Welsh privateer of the Caribbean, Sir Henry Morgan while masturbating, without pants, or otherwise miming masturbatory motions as a flex.

"After no-scoping a n00b, they turned to their opponent and did an el cap power jack (Captain Morgan Power Jack) to celebrate the achievement. It was completely uncalled for. "

Code 3 Captain Crunch

When you jizz into your pants so much that they get crusty and break

“I had a Code 3 Captain Crunch last weekend and had to throw out my pants”

Captain goes down with the ship

Similar to Jump on the Grenade. An instruction to someone that they have to score with the ugly girl (the ship, especially a fat, ship sized minger), so that there friends can pull the hot ones.
From the naval tradition that a captain should not flee a sinking ship but shoud instead stay and drown.

Captain Goes down with the ship Sam. come on youll enjoy it as much as Helga will.

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shit shoving butt captain

A gay man with attitude, a poof with manly bits of muscle

a rump wrestler with energy

simmilar to:
shit shaggin ass pirate
turdburgling rump wrestler
fart knocking ass plumber
donut punching fart fucker
ass ramming anal death dealer
flaming gaybo rectal router
colon scraping poofter piercer
fag fucking shpincter shredder

gay1: Oh jesus christ i think u are so hard and fast u ripped me a new asshole jesus christ
gay2: call your Shit Shoving Butt Captain SIR bitch!
gay1: JESUS CHRIST!

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captain tatty bo jangles

My scrotum

That's a nice Captain tatty bo jangles you got there.

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