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(n.) a name that your girlfriend calls you when she loses a playful argument and wants to pretend she is hurt but is really not. when used by the perfect girl this is a very cute retort. if used by any other girl you should break up with her because she is probably retarded.
of similar intellectual genius as the insult 'stupidhead' which was also made up by a 5 year old.
me: "you're such a noob at lasertag,
her: "OMG i killed like 10 of them!!"
me: "too bad you were playing against 6 year olds..."
her: "oh yeah? well you're a meanie cat!!!"
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When you put a cork in a cats butt, wait a week. Then take it out and see how much shat spews out. Then you'll be screaming "Aaahh! Cat shat".
Malissa: "Hey man, my brother just got a new cat. Ugh, I hate cats"
Andrew: "Lets make it cat shat!"
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Slang Used in the 20’s, this expression is very similar to "cool."
Also the name of my kitty rescue. Save the homeless kitties. Adopt now!
The Cat's Pajamas is a No-Kill rescue!
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Ok first off, I've seen this as dog in the bathtub on this site and it is wrong. Dogs love water, cats hate water. Which is why when you are fucking a girl in the ass and manage to get your nuts up in her too it is called cat in the bathtub. Have you ever tried to keep a cat in a bathtub? It is about as tough as getting both nuts up a girls ass.
I was fucking me Julie in the ass last night and I stuffed my nuts in her ass too. Man, she thrashed around like a cat in a bathtub!
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Person who likes to just hang out at home. Doesn't really like to get out.
Nah, I really don't get out. I'm just kind of a "house cat".
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A Guinea pig i.e. someone to do the dangerous work.
A monkey wanted some chestnuts which were roasting in the ashes of the fireplace. A cat was sleeping on the hearth. To avoid getting burned, the monkey used the cat's paw to drag the chestnuts out of the ashes.
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